Today's Moment of Zen: Rob Schneider is ... 'The Stapler'!

I like the Stan Marsh parodies in "Stanley's Cup" better, but I could only find the "Bummin' on Cancer" clip on YouTube -- it's funny, but it doesn't have the same ring as "Da Derp Dee..."! (If you haven't seen the "Cup" episode, follow this link for a free MP3 of one of its best segments.)

Today's Moment of Zen: Kids say the damndest things ... after watching 'South Park'

As an avid "South Park" fan, I find the following, a complaint received by the FCC about the show, extremely entertaining. But there's more -- much, much more, in fact* -- at Government Attic, a site that "rummages in the government's attic" and finds ... well, just take a look:


*For a 66-page PDF of "South Park" complaints, click here.