... And THIS is why I'm not allowed on the radio!

Hey, abuse your ears with an MP3 encore of Mike Simonson's "Final Edition" featuring Ann Klefstad and yours truly. It originally aired May 2, 2008, on KUWS 91.3 FM here in the Twin Ports and, what do you know, I made a complete ass out of myself.

Who says birthdays 26-66 have to suck?

Today's Moment of Zen: Socks that sing!

The Format's "Dead End" ... as performed by somebody's dirty laundry! (I think the best part is when the white sock tears the picture of him and his ex off the wall. LOL)

This is what black market Mtn Dew does to people you thought you knew...

Matthew McCounaghey's Biggest Fans? Duluth's Dink Tank!

I'm glad this is getting the recognition it deserves -- funniest thing I've seen on YouTube not involving unicorns and Candy Mountain! (Reminds me of the time Jes and Bri from Best Friends Forever made me don a dinosaur mask for "Jurassic Park III"....)

Hey, didn't I sell shoes to you last weekend?

Either way, I want to party with this lady....

The most horrible joke I've ever felt compelled to share

Courtney Love didn't kill Kurt Cobain, this did.

Yep, and those nipples are pierced too!

"You said it, not us."

(Image courtesy Jana Peterson)

So, wearing socks with sandals IS a crime

You saw it here first, folks.

Today's Moment of Zen: Yeah ... kiss it!

Sincerely, your former friend Matthew

Today's Moment of Zen: A 1,000-word expression

All I did was ask for the time....

Today's Moment of Zen: Why Jimmy is the king of late-night!

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And today's ridiculous book of the day is...

Congrats, Candace, I didn't think anything would ever top "Room ... But Not Bored!"

Today's Moment of Zen: Forget John Updike

... this is what I should be reading in my free time!

Today's Moment of Zen: Book a flight to Mars on Expedia.com!

Today's Moment of Zen: Bob Dylan is a golden god

Perhaps that "something special" in Duluth's water supply?

Today's Moment of Zen: What Would NPH Do?

An SNL "Digital Short," of course.

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Today's Moment of Zen: Something tells me this guy just doesn't get it

The quote to end all quotes: "We don't believe that luxury lifestyle has gone away," Brett Wright, co-founder and chief creative officer of Uptown Magazine, told CNN in a story about — what else — the economy being in the shitter. "We're looking at maybe not having the $250,000 watch, but a great watch you can get for perhaps $7,500."

Today's Moment of Zen: The 'No S---, Sherlock' award goes to...

Newsflash: "People often use bongs to smoke marijuana." (Thanks, CNN!)

Today's Moment of Zen: 'Satanic Sex Rock'

Drew Danburry is a golden god.