Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Today's Moment of Zen: Sarah Palin the VPILF?





I'm sure you've all seen Tina Fey's take on Sarah Palin (above), but have you read "Wasilla Dissected: The Skinny (and the Fat) from Someone Who Knows"?

In this Q-and-A from the Broward-Palm Beach New Times, college student Harry A. Schultz IV (aka "Buck") expounds upon life in his hometown and its former mayor.

Some highlights:

Have you ever met an openly gay person in Wasilla?

Never.

An openly black person?

Also never.

[What do you love/hate] about Wasilla?

Up there, we have a saying: "You never really lose your woman; you just lose your turn." We all dated the same girls until they just married one of us.

Did people call Sarah Palin a MILF back when she was mayor?

Yes. Then she became governor, and they called her a GILF. They sold T-shirts saying "Hottest Governor" or something. They were quick to exploit her. Now she's a VPILF, I guess.

Have members of Wasilla Bible Church ever prayed for you?

Ooh — yes. I dated one of them.

Was it awesome?

It was awesome, but I lost my turn.

Read the full interview at http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2008-09-11/news/wasilla-dissected-web-extra.

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